- On my forehead - Like when it’s all hot and humid outside, and I’ve had a long day, I think rubbing a nice cool iPhone across my forehead would be the ticket to relaxation. Maybe have some classical music on soft in the background.
- On my calves - Sometimes my legs get super tired from walking. And also my calves get very itchy from wearing socks all day. Really giving my calves a vigorous scrub with an iPhone would feel so good. With the side of the iPhone, not the touch screen part. Really go at it.
- On my buttocks - Nothing weird. I just think it would feel nice, if it was done very softly.
- On my feet - Not all the time, but as a special treat once in a while. If you did it every day you would get used to it and it wouldn’t be as nice. Maybe a woman from Korea could give the soles of my feet a brisk rub with an iPhone as part of a pedicure or something? Like when you need that extra something special but you’re not sure what, she pulls out an iPhone and you’re like Oh heck yeah!
July 27, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Jason…. you’re getting far too many pedicures.
July 31, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Does it have a vibrate setting? That would be great for my lumbar.
Perhaps in a year we can get factory-reconditioned ones that’ll get hot after being on for 10 minutes.
August 2, 2007 at 11:21 pm
I’ve read this aloud now three times to people I care for. It gets better every time.