That last entry got a fair bit of traffic, (thanks Fluxblog!), so I guess the internet is screaming out for a clever modern re-imagining of Allen Ginsberg’s “Howl”. I wanted to do more than just the first line, but man that poem sort of goes on forever, doesn’t it? I couldn’t figure out how to keep it interesting all the way through. It’s probably the kind of thing Scott David Herman could bang out in an hour, but I am just not the man. And one of my resolutions this year was to not be poetry’s answer to Weird Al Yankovic, so.