What To Bring Paris Hilton When You Visit Her In Prison

May 22, 2007

paris-prison.jpgIn most cases you are not actually allowed to bring gifts when you visit someone in prison. If you could bring something, Paris would probably appreciate things like:

  • Books (particularly mysteries and thrillers)
  • Pictures of her family
  • Healthy snacks
  • Your company. This is what means the most, in the end: visiting and spending time with her, telling stories, helping just one hour to pass more quickly.

You should not bring things like a metal file, instructions on how to make a shiv, a video from the internet of some other celebrity gloating and saying mean things about her, a rape whistle, or a made-up list of advice from Martha Stewart. None of those things are funny.

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